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Joke of the Day

"I've reached the most difficult moment in parenting: explaining to my son why the first Star Wars movie is Episode 4."

"You should always stay the night with a farmer's daughter... Their morning routine begins with a cock in their ear."

"The big news story tonight is about the balls being too small . . . At the state of the Union address!"

"What does the Starship Enterprise have in common with toilet paper? They both circle Ur-anus in search of cling- ons. Boom! Still got it."

"""Oh, this old thing?"" - my cat showing me his butt hole"

"Broken Pencils are Pointless But I wonder what ""lead"" me to that conclusion."

"Women are like condoms... They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."

"I don't answer unexpected knocks on the door in case it's the beginning of a very polite Zombie Apocalypse."

"My favorite quote. ""Deep down, every human being just wants to be remembered."" *anonymous*"

"Why did the tree have lots of fans? Because he was Poplar!"