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Joke of the Day
"Dear God, I asked about atheism today."
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"What's a great dating app for pedophiles? Tindergarden"
"I think my life would have turned out differently had I forwarded those chain letters in the 80's."
"I think 50 Cent should run for President in 2020 He's change we can believe in"
"""Ooh fun, I have an email!"" - me, forgetting about the email I sent myself NOT ONE SECOND AGO"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ? I Bruce easily don't hit me !"
"What's the best part about being cremated? Finally achieving a smokin' hot body."
"[dog park] Go get it, boy! *dog returns with silver watch, silver bracelet & silver necklace* Ugh, you're the worst golden retriever ever"
"Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder? Because it wasn't his real dad"
"I just used a Saddam Hussein jelly mould.... I think I've set a dangerous president."