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Joke of the Day

"What kind of ant can you colour with ? A crayant !"

"I'm developing a new dandruff shampoo designed specifically for pubic hair. I'm going to call it Knees and Toes."

"Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft? I dunno. Let's google it!"

"Why is the Adults only store open 24hrs? Because get off at different times."

"(SPOILERS) Guess what show I did NOT want to watch after the latest Walking Dead? Bob's Burgers"

"I like my women like I like my car's radio ... painfully loud while screaming obscenities into my face!"

"Puns aren't funny. #They're punny."

"COACH: You miss 100% of the shots you take. ME: You mean, don't take? COACH: No. You are, by far, the worst athlete I have ever seen."

"How do I know we are going to have sex tonight? Because, I'm stronger then you are."

"What's the difference between a gun and a penis I don't put a penis in my mouth every night and cry"