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Joke of the Day
"What breaks every time you give it to a toddler? Their pelvis."
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"My boyfriend doesn't believe in labels, which is probably why he drank all that bleach"
"Women are just like computers... They are always freezing for no reason and you need to replace them about every 3-5 years."
"Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning? .....have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?"
"Why do people beat their clocks? To kill time."
"I was at a store and I saw some yogurt in a big bag with a spout... I guess that you could say the yogurt was pour quality"
"How did the phone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring."
"Do you think all these parents who named their daughters after flowers really gave much thought to how much teenage boys like to pluck?"
"What do you call a homosexual black male? Spear Sucker !"
"What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper? ""RAMs a make a dance!"""