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Joke of the Day
"My boyfriend doesn't believe in labels, which is probably why he drank all that bleach"
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"it was the busta rhymes, it was the wursta rhymes"
"Two cannibals are eating a comedian ""Does this guy taste a little funny to you?"""
"Two guys walk into a bar... ...tender. Wait, what the hell?!"
"In Germany, these are the three main fat groups: 1. Gesattigt Fett (Saturated Fat) 2. Trans Fett (Trans Fat) 3. Boba Fett"
"""You should leave your wife..."" The secret note I leave on my husband's windshield every morning..."
"What do elephants use for tampons? Sheep"
"What do you call a very large number of bad people? [nsfw] A Cuntry."
"Having daughters is great if you want to get yelled at every time you hit a butterfly with your car."
"A Jew and a purse Once went a Jew, found a purse, picked it up: - Shit! 200 dollars are missing!"