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Joke of the Day

"What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch? A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes."

"""New Racy Miley Cyrus Photos Leaked."" If you really want to shock us, leak some photos where she's reading a book."

"How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee? ""Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."""

"How does the Addidas executive work through the night? Three lines"

"I scream, You scream, We all scream Because grandpa fell asleep at the wheel again."

"Confucius say... Man who go to bed with sex in mind, wake up with solution in hand."

"What do you call nudes from the 90s hot mail"

"What is the most violent element of the periodic table? Ni, because Ni for an eye"

"What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!"

"A man walks into a bar. He is okay he just has a minor concussion."