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Joke of the Day

"Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station."

"If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives."

"Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant? Because they use their head."

"What's one of the worst things you can come across when surfing the web? Your keyboard"

"Wait come back, I didn't mean it when I was just being myself"

"I'm giving up spray deodorants for the new year Roll on 2017"

"When I fix someone's computer and they say ""Wow how'd you do that?"" I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face."

"*Me getting pulled over* Me:license and registration please? Guy police officer :I pulled u over.. Me:do u really want to argue with me?"

"Watched a sad porno the other day... [NSFW] It was a real tear jerker."

"Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South? Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth."