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Joke of the Day

"And I thought I had issues. - Me, 36 seconds after signing up on twitter."

"Of all the horrible ways to die I think healthy eating sounds the most painful."

"What was a telemarketer's worst nightmare! He could not connect with the callee."

"Been getting better gas mileage since I decided to turn off my car when I'm crying alone in parking lots."

"I just bought a tent with a toilet in it Shit's intense"

"What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse? He can't do 'top gear' anymore!"

"I will carry 17 grocery bags or die trying before making two trips."

"What you call toes that taste like mint? Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up."

"What is the difference between the hot girl at work and the one at home? You can assign tasks to the first kind!"

"Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol."