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Joke of the Day
"I cannot breath, walk, or bend over but DAYUM these skinny jeans look good."
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"Accidentally pressed 2 for Spanish and Donald Trump's security team came out of nowhere to deport me."
"Always respect a woman and never call her a bitch unless, you know, you're telling her to get you a sandwich."
"So my friend called me last night to tell me about how his Swedish car broke down But I told him I didn't have time for his Saab stories"
"an unfaithful man what does an unfaithful man say to his wife after having sex? I'll be home in half an hour."
"If there was a game show where people have to find a phone charger before their phone dies I would win the million dollars"
"some simple jokes whats big white and falls out of a tree? a fridge whats green and has wheels? grass i was lying about the wheels"
"""This surgical knife isn't sharp,"" ...Dr. Swiftie said bluntly."
"I'm a homeless romantic"
"I found a stray cat today. Sadly, my dad is allergic to them so I had to put him down. At least I still have the cat for comfort."