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"Accidentally pressed 2 for Spanish and Donald Trump's security team came out of nowhere to deport me."

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"How do you blindfold an Asian? With Dental Floss"
"I was arrested for punching an elderly African-American lady at Home Depot. My wife told me to find a Black N' Decker."
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