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Joke of the Day
"I once had an altercation with a dealer in Vegas. He really had a chip on his shoulder."
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"Where do blind people got to get their college degrees?"
"I hate when my tattoo guy asks if he can take pics for his website and then I wake up the next day realising I don't have any tattoos."
"I'm missing a 5 sided shape It's penta-gone."
"Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ? Jack the kipper !"
"How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter? Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback"
"The living can't communicate with the dead, that's just seance fiction"
"Sometimes I put my workout gear on and watch tv because it's the thought that counts."
"What does Harry Potter do when he gets Ginny Pregnant? Cast Fetus Deletus."
"I'm the guy in charge of making the room smell nasty in the Glade commercials."