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Joke of the Day
"Yo' momma so stupid... she thought euthanasia was a student exchange program."
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"I like my women like I like my Whiskey...... About 15 years old, and mixed up with coke."
"What is a caterpillar's biggest fear? A dogerpillar."
"How about some snappy one-liners? Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it."
"Has anyone here ever tried Ethiopian food? They haven't either."
"I'm American, and I'm fed up of people saying that America is the stupidest country in the world. Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world"
"My friends dog just died, he told me he wanted another one just like him... ...why whould you want another dead dog?"
"Me on New Year's Day: 2016 is so going to be my year! (Morgan Freeman narration): 2016 would not, in fact, be anyone's year."
"Baptisms were invented by a guy who had to explain why he was caught trying to drown a baby."
"Being Mute. Being mute means never having to say you're sorry."