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Joke of the Day

"A little about me: I'm a beekeeper. I see a bee, I keep it. I don't care whose bee it is. Should have been watching it better."

"Don't think of me as 40. Think of me as two 20 yr olds."

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton? Bill has had sex in the White House."

"Sex jokes are not funny. I mean cum on people."

"TIL that when a teacher is unable to make it to class, they will temporarily hire a... Oh wait, wrong sub."

"Why was the cake afraid of mobsters? He knew they were going to ice him."

"How do you blow up a Muslim's phone? Put it into airplane mode"

"Who's the roundest knight at King Arthur's court? Circumference."

"Wow, 5 years ago we had Steve Jobs and Neil Armstrong. Now we have no jobs and no arms."

"What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet? A pedometer"