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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to make a Zelda joke.. But I didn't wanna tri and force it. :D"
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"Top 3 things you want to do to avoid writing a clickbait title Number 2 will shock you!"
"[REQUEST] Ancient Jokes Historians, archeologists and others please to submit jokes/wit/humor from far back, like dark ages and even BCE. the idea is to determine how long can a joke still be funny."
"Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub? So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet."
"Just found out a spider's been living in my shower. Just hanging out. Quietly. Watching me. So, long story short, I HAVE A NEW BOYFRIEND!"
"Yesterday was international women's equality day and international dog day What a great day for bitches"
"Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value? He was Squared Straight."
"Nobody in this grocery store thinks I'm a good bowler. Also, clean up in aisle four."
"My therapist claims I'm a narcissist, but what does he know? Clearly not as much as me."
"""Rocky, come here, good boy. Sit down. Sit in the sofa...siiitttt!!!"" said Sean Connery."