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Joke of the Day

"Some people wouldn't know good literature even if... ...they got slapped across the face with a Moby Dick."

"In Pokemon, why is fighting super effective against dark type? Because beating up black people is effective. (plz no haterino)"

"What's the difference between myxomatosis and Hugh Hefner? Myxomatosis doesn't need Viagra to fuck bunnies."

"A babe walks into a bar and orders a double entendre So the bartender gave it to her"

"What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman? An empty playground"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Caterpillar ! Caterpillar who ? Caterpillar a few mice for you !"

"If I had $1 for every time a girl has rejected me... I wouldn't be single anymore"

"We have a saying in Germany. It is better to have loved and lost than to engage in a land war with Russia in the winter."

"2013 is the first year since 1987 to have 4 different numbers... carry on."

"I wish I could re-enact the fantasy scenes from 50 shades of grey. Like the one where she gets a job right after college"