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Joke of the Day

"My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home."

"What did the elephant say to the naked guy? Pretty impressive, but can it pick up peanuts?"

"I invited OJ Simpson to my Thanksgiving dinner. He's good at carving white meat."

"What happened to the man who sent a group of crows to the insane asylum? He went to jail because he commit a murder."

"two guys talking.... Guy one: I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally peed in her. Now she won't talk to me. Guy two: Sounds like urine trouble."

"How do you pass the Isis entrance exam? I don't know about you, I bombed it."

"Americans are getting stronger Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it."

"There are 2 kinds of people in this world Those who know this joke and thought it was a repost. And those who don't know the joke and are confused right now"

"For every action, there is an equal and opposite... This post is not longer available due to a trademark claim by Fine Brothers Entertainment."

"I finally mustard up the courage to tell my gf how I felt about her excessive sausage consumption Things took a turn for the wurst"