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Joke of the Day

"What's that Lassie? Bark! Yes I have a few moments of free time Bark! Goddammit lassie no I don't want to hear about Jesus"

"Di you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel peace prize? He was outstanding in his field"

"Caesar and Brutus are playing battleships. A2, Brute?"

"I'm going out of this world the way I came in it... Inside a drunk college drop out covered in the blood of an unborn twin."

"I keep telling Redditors ADHD doesn't actually exi..... ....hey look, a birdie!"

"My child: Mom, there's a monster under my bed. Me: ""That's impossible, they're all running for president right now."""

"Why do whites call it reverse racism? because, only whites are racist."

"What's the difference between a Circumcision and a Crucifiction? With crucifictions, they throw the whole jew away."

"What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron? A smooth operator!"

"Why are black men taller than white men? Because their knee grows."