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Joke of the Day
"Yo mommas so fat You can see her from more than 2 meters away in a hyperbolic plane."
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"I was horrible in school... I failed math so many times, I can't even count"
"Why don't blind people like skydiving? It scares the crap out of the dog."
"Do I have a plan for the zombie apocalypse? I don't even have a battery in my smoke detector and fire is real."
"What do you put on big rusty boobs? Double D 40"
"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? an Investigator"
"My dad's favorite joke What did one testicle say to the other? Why'd they hang us.... Slim did all the shootin."
"What do you call a viking cemetary? A grey fjord."
"Ladies; if you're not prepared to drink the whole bottle of wine, don't even uncork it."
"Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""