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Joke of the Day

"Typical Liberal media: the Chilean miners have had 69 PAID days off work with their mates & now they're ""heroes"". #GetBackToWork"

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"My grandpa told me that ""your generation relies too much on technology."" I responded with, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology."" Then I unplugged his life support."
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"Forgot to turn on the grill, burgers been on there for half an hour, I know cause the tv show I like's over & nothing's on fire."
"What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl? I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!"
"Spent way too much time walking around the house trying to track down an odd noise that turned out to be a whistle in my nose."
"If I had ten cookies and you took one,what would you have? That's correct. A black eye and broken hand."
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