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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a pheromone? Drive her sarcophagus down a gravel road."
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"Did you hear the news about the CEO of Ford? He was seen with an escort..."
"Doctor told me I need glasses. So I'm having several tonite."
"Girlfriend's mascara died and I gave it a funeral, you know what they say... Lashes to lashes and dust to dust."
"""As a creative person I'm often asked where I get my ideas."" Yeah. As a creative person you often imagine people doing that but they don't."
"Where do ghosts mail their letters? At the ghost office."
"If you come mow my lawn for me I promise to look out the window occasionally and give you a thumbs up."
"TIL that my chemistry professor is a zoophile I walked in on him while he was in his lab"
"Why is it that when your dog brings you things he's killed it's cute, but when I do it we have to get the police involved?"
"How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes? Indifferential."