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Joke of the Day
"What is a thespian pony? A little horse play!"
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"What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old."
"""Why do you hate me?"" - me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon"
"What do you do with a dead chemist? You Barium."
"I packed my own lunch this morning if anyone wants a baggy of dry cereal or a stapler."
"I just baptized a bale of hay and now I have a Christian Bale."
"When I first meet someone I always want to talk about that movie with Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio... but the Titanic is a terrible ice breaker."
"I call my genitalia the Severance Package... After its seen it usually ends relationships."
"I put my middle finger up as soon as I start driving, and if another driver does something really good, I take it down for a second."
"A gerund, infinitive, and a past participle walk into a bar. Drinking, to drink, to get drunk"