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Joke of the Day
"What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died? *S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*"
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"My sickening birdwatching experience. I must be ill - I thought I saw a sausage fly past my window, but it was actually a seabird. I think I've taken a tern for the wurst."
"Have you heard the joke you are never supposed to tell a gay person? Oh. Sorry."
"A Buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stand The monk says, ""Make me one with everything."""
"What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus? I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton."
"It's not curiosity that killed the cat ... it was procatstination"
"Hey girl, can I have a pizza? Pizza that ass."
"Domestic Violence 1/10 10/10 with Ray Rice"
"Good cop: license and registration please Perp: I'm sorry was I speeding Dad Cop: hi sorry was I speeding, I'm dad."
"Sometimes I think you have good taste in clothing as I try on your sundress. Other times I think you need a better home security system"