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Joke of the Day
"Money talks But all mine ever says is good-bye."
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"What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer? One is hoplite, and the other a light hops."
"Gay sex is a lot like a pantomime. He's behind you."
"My girlfriend just asked how mature I was on a scale of 1 to 100.. ..apparently 69 was not the correct answer."
"Jumping Off A Building Two men, one black and one white, jump off a building, which one arrives first on the floor? A: The white one. The black man was busy stealing the air conditioners."
"How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. And they get 3 credits for it."
"What's the difference between Paul walker and my PC? I give a shit when my PC crashes."
"Wow I can't believe I stopped a girl from being raped tonight... I got exhausted and stopped chasing her."
"I've been stung by a bee."
"Happy birthday Bob Marley. Shirts with your face on it are now sold at Walmart."