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"Why is poop tapered? So your butt hole doesn't slam shut!"
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"If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language? An American."
"You know what I hate about Reddit? [Removed]"
"How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge? He had seen a sign saying 'Uncle Simian Wants You!'"
"I used a vaccum cleaner inside of an elevator It sucked on so many levels..."
"Just witnessed a white girl take a selfie with her coffee in Starbucks. I always heard the legends but never thought I'd see it in the wild."
"What goes up but doesn't come down? A kangaroo stuck in a tree."
"Why did the apple eat itself with a fork? Because it didn't have a spoon! (Courtesy of my three year old daughter.)"
"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive... ...they would eventually find me attractive."
"Stuck in church. Everyone's singing ""What a Friend We Have in Jesus"". Damn, My son has some stupid friends."