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Joke of the Day
"Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in ""The Crown""? She probably gets royalties"
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"Need your help. Give me some bear puns! or I will kill you with my BEAR hands"
"Sometimes I really want to throw paper at people. Brick shaped Paper. Made of brick."
"Have you heard about the jewish comedian? They say he Israeli funny."
"My upstairs landlord asked if screams were coming from my apt or if she was dreaming. Either way, one of us has a terrifying neighbor."
"What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing? They got new fur coats."
"-Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes. -He has sex with fish? -He's dead. -I'm not surprised. Having sex with fish doesn't sound very safe."
"How does a sailor remove a condom? He farts."
"A man goes to a new doctor for a checkup upon which the doctor discovers he has five penises. The doctor says, That's unbelievable, how do your pants fit! The man says ""Like a glove."""
"If we elect Donald Trump for president... There will be hell toupee"