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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the orchestra that got electrocuted? Some blame it on the conductor."

"I bet cats think people wish they were cats."

"Why do scuba divers always fall backwards into the water? If they fell forward they'd still be in the boat."

"My girlfriend let out a huge sigh during sex then I had to tape back the hole I punctured in her"

"I laugh at an ex who now dates an ugly man-pig... Until I realize that maybe she has a type."

"Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft? The Carpet store"

"My grandpa believes he is best friends with Freud. But I keep telling him he is just a Sigmund of his imagination."

"Woke up this morning with a pillow over my face, hearing someone muttering ""...it would be so easy..."""

"Writing a good joke is an art form and some of you need to stick to coloring books."

"What do you call a doctor that graduated at the bottom of their class? Doctor."