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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the orchestra that got electrocuted? Some blame it on the conductor."
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"Say what you will about that pilot... ...but at least he died doing what German's love most. Mass murdering innocent people."
"My friend thinks the newly married couple of #s 4 and 9 are a boring one. I told him that's normal as they are pretty square."
"Yea...sure! I was hoping someone would come and stand uncomfortably close to me today"
"You know what else is crazy? *googles synonyms for crazy*"
"Everything I need to know about whether or not cops are allowed to search my car I learned from Jay-Z songs."
"What's your dad getting for Christmas? Bald and fat."
"Girls always tell me I'm a chick magnet... ...set to repel."
"What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?"
"A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender, ""Get me a cold one."" The bartender gives him my girlfriend."