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Joke of the Day

"Someone suggested that I try Acupuncture. I don't think adding more pricks will make a difference."

"Statistical inference joke - why are two medians in a single data set funny? Because it's a co-median ^_^"

"""Hey sorry Im overprotective, guess I just get nervous since I watched OUR FAMILY GET MURDERED!"" -What the dad on Finding Nemo shouldve said"

"What do you call olive oil that is really outgoing? Extroversion"

"Did you hear about the midget fortune teller that escaped from prison? The police reported a small medium at large."

"Did you see the score to the Ethiopia vs Egypt soccer game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't"

"*suddenly awakes* honey! i just had a nightmare that i was naked at a job interview, licking BBQ sauce off the guy's face interviewer: ummm"

"Do you know how many people were gored in Spain during the running of the bulls? Same as last year: Not enough"

"Duck Jokes What do you call a duck addicted to crack? A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack? Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car? His windshield was quacked."

"And the award for best neckwear goes to... Well, would you look at that... It's a tie."