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Joke of the Day
"Did you see the score to the Ethiopia vs Egypt soccer game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't"
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"Why did God create man first? So he wouldn't have to be told how to do it."
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"Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice! Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone."
"A husband and wife go out to eat And the waitress asks ""would you like any condiments?"" They simultaneously reply ""no thanks, we're married"""
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"You have a donkey and I have a rooster. Your donkey eats my roosters legs. What do you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass."