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Joke of the Day
"Did you see the score to the Ethiopia vs Egypt soccer game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't"
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"If someone who speaks 2 languages is Bilingual, whats someone who speaks 1 called? American. EDIT: My first post on Reddit and I get 1000+ up votes, thanks so much!!!"
"What do you call a feminist that eats really, really fat cows? A cannibal"
"What comes after the night of the Superbowl? The Superbowel"
"Resumes are the most popular form of historical fiction."
"""Hello, is this the number for Japanese food?"" ""No, it's Chinese. Sorry, Wong number."""
"Me: ""I'm so lonely."" Microscopic organism: ""Wow, I'm right here."""
"I was in a gang once. We wore blue, traveled in packs, and ruled our turf with shiny instruments...wait. Band. I was in the marching band."
"I'm going to name my first daughter karma, Being a bitch already runs in the family."
"""Actually, I'll have you know I have a degree in liberal arts"" ""That's great ma'am, but I ordered fries with my meal"""