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Joke of the Day
"Women are like pasta They are straight until you get them wet. - Ellen Degeneres"
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"See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil... Rohypnol."
"Why are there no guys named William serving in the army? Because they dislike the phrase ""Fire at Will"""
"No one is more shocked that I brought my cat to a baseball game than my cat."
"WIFE: I can't take it anymore. Your incorrect use of idioms is tearing us apart! ME [taking her hand]: Cat got your tongue?"
"Everyone, stop with the Jell-O jokes. They're off-pudding."
"What is Antarctica's version of tinder called? Pick up a penguin"
"Knock knock. Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!"
"Sitting here at Starbucks, everyone looking at their phones and only one person's noticed mine's a calculator."
"What did Hitler say when he didn't receive enough change from the cashier? ""This is neinsense!!"""