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Joke of the Day

"With subpar graphics and no discernable plot, TurboTax is, hands down, the worst video game I have ever played."

"5/6 doctors agree... Russian roulette is completely safe!"

"How does a crackhead order their whiskey? On the rocks"

"A set of jumpleads walk into a bar... The bar man says ""I'll serve you but you better not start anything."""

"Where does He-Man keep his towel? BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it."

"Why did 7 8 9? ...Fuck"

"""Did you hire a wedding photographer?"" Sure did! *a dog with a gopro strapped to its head runs by*"

"If I ever get arrested I am going to ask for a status update instead of a phone call."

"I bumped into my rival jousting opponent. We exchanged lances."

"Have a girl that everyone else dreams about, but don't dream about a girl that everyone else has."