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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard that new Ethiopian kids rap group? Skin & Bone Thugs-N-Harmony"
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"Who is the drummer for the Mexican Beatles? Gringo Starr"
"Sean Connery: A Man Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle? When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection."
"What do you call pasta from the hood? Spaghetto"
"Why did Bill Cosby make his own Jell-O? Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma."
"If your Uncle Jack helped you off the horse... Would you help your Uncle Jack off the horse?"
"-I love you! -Me too! -You too what? -What you said -What did I say? -That -Say it -What? -I want u to say it -Well -and? -what? -Say it -it"
"How do you make the Wicked Witch of the West kill herself? Challenge her to the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge."
"Yo mama has so many chins it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace !!"
"What did the Sadist do to the Masochist? Nothing."