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Joke of the Day

"How do you capture a polar bear? Cut a big fishing hole in the ice. Wait for the polar bear to bend over the hole to fish. Then run up behind the polar bear and **kick it in the icehole!**"

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"How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, ""they can't even."""
"A paedophile says to a school boy ""I'll give you a lolly if you come into the van"" The boy replies ""Give me the whole bag and I'll cum into your mouth""."
"Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow? Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!"
"Just saw a billboard: $586.25 Complete cremation. 1) Is there partial cremation? 2) What's the 25cents for?"
"ME: *staring into my lover's eyes in the midst of a warm embrace* HER: What are you thinking? ME: *caressing her cheek* I forgot your name."
"Gay men make me puke I wish they wouldn't shove it down my throat."
"So..I just broke up with Jim. We were just not working out."
"""Choas Theory""-themed restaurant: Eating Disorder"
"Some guy had a concrete bench as his memorial. Seems odd but it's genius; he's dead and still getting ass."