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Joke of the Day
"Wow, where did you learn to be so good at sex?! I was home schooled"
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"*rings bell* ""Can I help you?"" Yes I'd like a dragon on my back an- *starts pooping on a crucifix* WTF? *checks sign on door* ""Taboo Artist"""
"Why are gametes so popular? Because sex cells!"
"Do you know why Adele crossed the steet? To say hello from the other side :P"
"So the past, the present and the future walk into a bar... It was tense."
"If a blind couple breaks up... would they start hearing other people?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cyprus ! Cyprus who ? Cyprus the bell !"
"A guy was playing a guitar... ..got arrested for fingering A-minor"
"One girl did a presentation in hittites and she went through while presentation... straight faced calling it ""high-titties"" everyone was losing it and she couldn't figure out why."
"having sex w/ a girl who has multiple personalities would be awesome unless one of those personalities was hitler"