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Joke of the Day

"100m Dash A girl says to her friend ""The last time I had sex was like the 100 meter dash"" Her friend says ""What, over in 6 seconds?"" ""No, with 8 black men and a gun."""

"Wanna know why they burnt down the cvs pharmacy in Baltimore? They stopped selling newports..."

"Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water? Because these colors don't run."

"What do you call a koala that drives? A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*"

"Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away? He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye"

"Did you hear about the mexican train killer? He had locomotives."

"How long does an owl live? Six and a half books."

"What's the difference between my penis and the Three Stooges? Women don't point and laugh at the Three Stooges."

"So I met this really nice girl at the zoo! She was a keeper."

"What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.."