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Joke of the Day

"At 4am I'm pretty sure it's either too early or too late to start drinking. But if the vodka is in my cheerios, it's technically breakfast."

"What is Donald Trump's favourite nation? Discrimination."

"Why did the KKK member fail his calculus class? Because he didn't believe in integration."

"I've always wanted a pew in my house Because I remember how well I use to sleep on those."

"What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas? Damn near a whole set of teeth."

"""Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing green spots."" ""Have you seen an optometrist?"" ""No, just green spots."""

"I've never been in love... But I imagine its similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food."

"A nurse reaches into her pocket and finds a rectal thermometer... ""Ugh, some asshole has my pen"", she thought."

"Dad-Son Dad: There's this test we need to go for. Son: You never told me earlier! I'm going to fail now. Dad: It's a DNA test. You have to pass."

"Do you know why the white moves first in Chess? Because if the black moves first, the police will shoot them"