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Joke of the Day

"At 4am I'm pretty sure it's either too early or too late to start drinking. But if the vodka is in my cheerios, it's technically breakfast."

"Your momma's so fat Newt Gingrich wants to send astronauts to colonize her."

"Crappiest Town In The UK I am not British because I was born in Slough :( :l :)"

"Some pigs are born with two vaginas. It's true, ask your mom."

"If you tell a joke in the forest but nobody laughs was it a joke?"

"Saying that there is a huge-ass line at Wal-Mart is both ambiguous and redundant."

"My dog lost his tail So I took him to the retail store to get another one."

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. There is always an Asian that's better than you."

"A blonde walked into a store.. She got a nose bleed."

"A chicken that gets it's B's and F's mixed up... sure would sound fowl."