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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef."
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"I too like my women like I like my laptop. Laying there dying, while I masturbate to it."
"""Do you want to be the numerator or the denominator tonight...? You're so radical!"" How I hit on my imaginary mathematician girlfriend"
"why is it so hard just to get your kids to say ""bitch please"" and ""bitch thank you"""
"Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed"
"My friend asked what the difference between sin 135 and cos 135 I told him, ""just change the sine."""
"If the answer is 'cockrobin', what's the question? 'What's up my ass, Batman?'"
"Have you ever done it kitty style? It's like doggy style, but with purring, scratching and biting."
"Obviously I've considered doing porn since I have this huge... butthole."
"What's the best thing about deadly snakes ? They've got poisonality !"