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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a sketchy neighborhood in Italy? A Spaghetto."

"What political ideology does Hades consider himself to be apart of? Plutocracy"

"What's the deal with the Z Fighters? They aren't fighting to stay awake!"

"Two condoms are walking down the street and stop outside of a gay bar. The first condom turns to the second and says, ""Do you want to go in and get sh*t-faced?"""

"Mountains aren't just funny...... .......the are hill areas!!"

"[Breaking] Muslim terrorists have crashed a speedboat full of explosives into the base of the Hoover Dam... Police suspect this might be the first attack in a month long operation named Ramadam."

"What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull!"

"It's no wonder Q: Why did Stevie Wonder step in the turd? A: Because he can't see shit."

"I climaxed on a blind girl's boobs yesterday She didn't see it coming"

"Do I have a plan for the zombie apocalypse? I don't even have a battery in my smoke detector and fire is real."