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Joke of the Day

"When Eminem, wrote Recovery, obviously he wanted to Recover. Akon wrote Freedom, because he wanted freedom. And Justin Bieber wrote boyfriend, hhmmmm......"

"Who's the healthiest member of the Army? General Wellbeing"

"Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games? So that they can pack the defence!"

"What's a cow's favorite chemical? molybdenum monoxide MoO"

"What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons? A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!"

"Me: I'd like to report a disturbance. Police Dispatcher: Okay, where sir? Me: In the force, I can feel it."

"I double majored in TV and burritos."

"I also wanted to post a hydraulic press video... ... but your mom was busy."

"Deep in the jungles of Vietnam... ...you don't know what's friend and what's pho"

"I can't believe that they only taught us abstinence during sex ed! It's inconceivable!"