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Joke of the Day
"Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games? So that they can pack the defence!"
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? To watch the mason lay a brick."
"A knock on the door... Hello, my name is Forbertus. I m here to fuck your daughter. Dad: For what????!!!!! Forbertus"
"What's the fastest branch of the military? The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes."
"Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican? Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!"
"gas pump: do you want a receipt? Y/N me: *presses yes* gas pump: me: *pressing harder* YES gas pump: lol nope"
"apparently my psychiatrist doesn't appreciate that i call her my new drug dealer"
"Making Zombies Moist delete"
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