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Joke of the Day

"i wanted som fried chicken but i didnt hav any chicken so i fried a egg and now im waitig for it to hatch"

"A bear walks into a bar and asks the barman: ""Can I have a beer...................Please?"" The barman replies: ""Sure, but why the massive paws?"" Edit: Paws not pause"

"Al Gore to play role of The Joker in a new Batman Trilogy Why so serial?"

"How do you increase a pirates morale? mor ale"

"Anger; the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind."

"One person gets an idiom wrong and it spreads like wildflower"

"It's so cold outside that the hookers downtown are charging 20 to blow your hands"

"30 seconds staring confused at the calculator app before realizing why my phone wasn't calling the number I dialed."

"Nobody loves your text conversation screenshot as much as you do."

"[reading book report] ME: Beyowulf is the story of a guy that turns into an wolf when he hears Beyonce TEACHER: Wrong. ME: Well, I tried."