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Joke of the Day
"What kind of shoes does a thief wear? Sneakers."
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"Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction but that's about it."
"what's the deal with ""airplane food?"" newsflash, jerry: it's called jet fuel."
"Facebook should change the status question from ""what's on your mind?"" to ""what's your problem today?"""
"What do you call an uncertain insect today? A May bee."
"What's green with little red wheels? Grass. I was lying about the little red wheels. Missing my grandpa today. This was always his favorite."
"The Texas Rangers made it to the World Series? I didn't even know Chuck Norris had a baseball team."
"Ice cream van accidents are very rare... But unfortunately, they always result in the loss of hundreds and thousands."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! C-2 ! C-2 who ? C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time !"
"I'd rather be with a man who blows his load too soon rather than starts singing too soon in a song. How embarrassing for both of us."