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Joke of the Day
"What kind of shoes does a thief wear? Sneakers."
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"I found a way to make all this gender identity stuff work for me. My right hand will now identify as female. Now I won't have to be sad every time I masturbate."
"My dog forgot it's mother's day, again."
"I am the ghost of Christmas Future Perfect Subjunctive: I will show you what would have happened were you not to have changed your ways!"
"My wife told me I had to give up drinking So I joined the AA. Unfortunately, I joined the Automobile Association by mistake. At least either way I'm on the road to recovery."
"Did your hear about the man with a broken left arm and broken left leg?"