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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mean dust storm? Darude - Sandstorm"
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"Did you hear about the Million Dollar Dutch Lottery? It's great! If you win, you gat a dollar each year... for a million years."
"Guess What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves? Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now?"
"What's a similarity between anal sex and spinach? If one or the other was forced upon you as a child, you won't like it as an adult."
"Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends? Because Saturday nights alright for freighting."
"What did Jesus say to Mohammed...? What did Jesus say to Mohammed? 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return? 'How many did you take with you?'"
"When I was a little kid, I asked the waitress for a quickie My mom had to tell me, ""It's pronounced quiche'."""
"8.7328917415 The cube root of all evil."
"What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive? Her ankles."
"*Opens fortune cookie* ~You just ate cat, you thought was beef."