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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne Boleyn ! Anne Boleyn who ? Anne Boleyn alley !"
"What do you call a drug dealers phone book? -An addictionary."
"I hate tacos. Said no Juan ever."
"Famous Minds Galileo:Great mind Einstein:Genius Mind Newton:Extraordinary Mind Bill Gates:Brilliant Mind Sir George w.bush: Never Mind"
"A man entered a pun contest and submitted 10 puns, hoping at least one would win... No pun in ten did."
"Which Vice President was the best at making beats? Algorithm"
"If quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up with, ""Quit while your ahead""?!"
"A man boards a plane. An attractive flight attendant walks towards the man and asks: ""Would you like some headphones?"" The man replies: ""Yes, but how did you know my name was Phones?"""