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Joke of the Day
"If women ruled the world do you think missiles would be shaped differently?"
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"Does anyone remember that show where Ron Howard was a kid with a paper route? Probably not. Opie delivered."
"Doctor Doctor...people keep ignoring me.. Next pls... im here all wk."
"I don't wanna get too political here, but I plan on voting for whichever candidate will do something about Meghan Trainor."
"do the spectators at golf tournaments know they don't have to be there"
"Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?"
"Every time I approach girls they inexplicably shoot away from me. Can't say definitively if I have the force but... The correlation is strong with this one."
"old man's advice when you're young, she just takes your breath away, but once you're older, you realize she's suffocating you."
"Me blacking out when I'm drunk is God's way of telling me that what I do when I drink is none of my business."
"I think it's kinda gross to have sex in bed After all it's where I eat"