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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? A tire."

"Where do you take a cheque? Czechoslovakia."

"One of the first things they tell you in AA is to stop hanging around alcoholics. So I listened, and never went back."

"gardening i spent alot of my days trying to grow a specific seasoning in my garden. it took forever, but once it finally produced, i had the thyme of my life."

"Why did the horny girl go to Subway? For a $5 footlong."

"So I am a poet and a novelist challenges me to a fight... So I say ""Come at me, prose"""

"""Welcome to the future. Let me show you around. Here's the bathroom. This is a robot that we invented that screams at your wet hands."""

"Difference between oral and anal What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak!"

"Q: What do blonde's have against condoms? A: Their cheeks."

"A guy goes to a $5 lady of the night... ... and he gets crabs. So the next day, he goes back to complain. And the woman says, ""Hey, it was only $5. What did you expect, lobster?"""