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Joke of the Day
"What did the reverend say before eating his salad? Lettuce Pray."
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"I like my women like I like my coffee Cold dark and bitter."
"No, cough syrup, you're not grape flavoured. Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children, not grape."
"I'm taking an ornithology class as an elective to boost my GPA. It's a bird course."
"People are like traffic lights You have to judge them by colour"
"Imagine a world without war where we remember scientists and artists."
"My girlfriend said ""Give me 10 inches and make it hurt!"" So I stabbed her with a ruler."
"What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged? Notice me sin() !!!"
"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field"
"What does Putin's boyfriend say when he wants sex? Putin, Putitin"