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Joke of the Day

"Keep an identical glass of vodka next to the glass of water on your bedside table for a refreshing morning game of Russian Roulette"

"Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls? *Broadview*"

"Joey the marsupial applied for a job to eat eucalyptus leaves all day. However, he was declined due to his lack of koalafications."

"yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch"

"An iron rule of a leader make love to your wife in the morning and you will be the first."

"How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...5,6,7,8!"

"What's the difference between juice and cider? I can't go deep in juice."

"Two fish in a tank Fish 1: uh, Greg? Fish 2: what Fish 1: how do we drive this thing"

"My dad just told me I was conceived in a circlejerk... apparently things got out of hand."

"Why do ghosts eat more sandwiches than bears? Because there's more sandwiches in your fridge. };)"