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Joke of the Day

"Some people have trouble sleeping... ...but I can do it with my eyes closed..."

"I just spotted a Chihuahua! That wasn't very nice you shouldn't draw on dogs!"

"Dear Abby, I saw a questionable mole on this girl I like. How do I tell her without letting her know I hid a camera in her shower?"

"What is a KKK member's favorite board game? CROSS fire"

"What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers? Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes."

"That moment when you leave a store but don't buy anything, and you're telling yourself, ""act natural, you're innocent."""

"You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!"

"Wanna Hear a Joke? Women's Rights. (jk)"

"There's no recipe in this world that raisins can't ruin."

"What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy? A ""no one will ever believe me""."