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Joke of the Day

"Say what you want about Edward Scissorhands... but I think he's a pretty sharp guy."

"Cruises Why don't black people go on cruise ships? They're not falling for that one again"

"I told my husband that instead of leaving his dirty dishes on the counter, he should leave them in 1952 so a nice housewife cleans them up."

"Why don't any American football players wear glasses? Because it is a contact sport!"

"Smoking studies done on monkeys have shown that compared to the non smoking group, the smoking group looks significantly cooler."

"Had the words ""I love you"" tattoed on my dick. Wife made me remove it because... she said I was always trying to put words into her mouth."

"A Chess Shop A man walks into a chess shop, and going over to the small asian manager, he asks if he can purchase a piece. The manager says, ""Oh sure. Take a rook."""

"My sister bet me a $100 i couldn't build a car out of Spaghetti... You should've seen the look on her face when i drove pasta!!!!"

"A little boy came running into the kitchen. 'Dad dad' he said 'there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face' 'Tell him you've already got one' said his father !"

"French Joke Q. Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama? A. So the French can show them how to surrender."