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Joke of the Day
"Why don't any American football players wear glasses? Because it is a contact sport!"
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"What do you call a bear without teeth? You call that fellah a gummy bear."
"I came home from work and finally caught the filthy bitch red handed. So I asked my daughter to please wash her hands if she masturbates on her period."
"What do you call a young male cow? Cowboy"
"My plan is simple. Drink Vodka until I start speaking Russian."
"What do you call 8 rabbits? a rabbyte"
"What does Sarah Palin eat when she's high? Baked Alaska"
"What Did Delaware? A brand New Jersey!"
"How long do black women need to bring the garbage out? About 9 month."
"What was Hitler's favorite kind of juice? Concentrated."